Toilet paper playboy, musician and former rabbi, Bill Zucker will today learn that a young woman claims that he is her biological father. We can Exclusively confirm that we have seen the original birth certificate; and it clearly states 'Billy Abraham Percival Louis Zucker' as father. At this time we have agreed not to release the name of her mother.

The blonde haired 18 year old Beverly Hills resident whose birth name is Miley-Megan Gleebag, has always assumed that her father was Spanish rockstar Javier Julio Gleebag Cortez, who is currently dating Carla Bruni Sarkozy the French President's estranged wife and is based in Madrid in Spain. She only found out when she had needed to obtain a new passport.

There has been much speculation over the years that Zucker had fathered a child in the early 1990's but he has always been quick to reject such accusations and has never agreed to undertake any paternity tests. However a undisclosed source at the the Maury Povich Show tipped us off after they had been approahed by Miley-Megan 2 weeks ago.

Zucker who is no stranger to controversy - had last appeard on Oprah 5 months ago after he had been arrested for jaywalking just a few hundred yards from his Malibu home with his drinking buddy, the English actor Hugh Grant, after he had claimed that he had got into an altercation with a group of Swedish cheerleaders who had wanted his autograph – that were later proved in Court - to be a bunch of drag queens who had started to hit on him.

Miley-Megan  is a close friend of fellow Hollywood brat-packer Lindsay Lohan and went to the same kindergarten as Demi Lovato. She is rumoured to have dated actor Zach Efron for a few months until he left to reprise his movie role for High School Musical 25 which was being filmed in London, Europe.

In February last year, we reported that Miley-Megan was arrested and then later released without charge for an incident at the Playboy Mansion. She had become very angry when Hugh Hefner wouldn’t let her blow out the candles on his birthday cake, and later retaliated by causing $50,000 worth of damage when she had deliberately set off the water sprinkler system by lighting a cigarette and holding it up to a smoke detector. Miley-Megan had told the Police that is had been Lohan’s idea as well, because she also had been upset with Heffner. He wouldn’t let her undress and jump into this pool and play with his ‘Twins’. But by the time the Police had arrived, Lohan had already fled the scene but was caught up in an car incident on her way home.

Although this is the first time that a child has come forward, there have been many occasions when women have alleged that Zucker had fathered their children. The long list included Madonna, Whitney Houston, Kelly Le Brock, Cyndie Lauper, Denise Richards and Shannon Lee Tweed.

Zucker is currently appearing with actor Kelsey Grammer who shot to fame in the 1980 miniseries ‘Shogan, in The Kelsey Grammer and Bill Zucker Comedy Hour.

At 23.00 GMT on February 24 2011 the WikiLeaks website posted details of a  Controversial deal in which the US Federal Reserve had acquired $1.25  Billion worth of toilet paper from a Cayman Islands Registered Company linked to the 2012 Presidential Election candidate from Springfield in Massachusetts the ‘born-again then off-again then born-again’ Buddhist Musician, Comedian and self-taught snake charmer Bill Zucker.

The deal itself was brokered in July 2010 at an Alaskan Earl-Grey English Tea-party festival organized by the gorgeous Shannon Tweed and her partner Gene Simmons from the rock band KISS.  Simmons and Tweed are Co-founders with Zucker in the New Jersey Stock Exchange listed Guitar Basher Holdings [NJSE:GBH] and recently achieved more notoriety as the firm that created the prototype of the egg that Zucker’s former  ‘Did-she, did-they, has-she, have-they’ girlfriend Lady Gaga made her grand entrance at the 2011 Grammy Awards in.  Its widely speculated that Lady Gaga wrote the track “Paparazzi” after first meeting Zucker who himself was the subject of many a camera-lens when he used to be part of the NKOTB and then NSYNC entourage, often seen teaching the young Justin Timberlake how to walk into a dimly lit nightclub while wearing dark sunglasses.

GBH is now the biggest manufacturing and storage provider of toilet paper in the US, thanks to its state of the art (and George Orwell inspired) recycling facility in Cuba. But it has always courted controversy and recently has been defending a class-action lawsuit by Californian homeowners who are sick of the spiralling costs of buying toilet paper which has now hit a 24 month high at $50 for a pack of cheap quality single layer, to more than $500 for a triple-ply velvet roll. It seems that even the high cost of gasoline and fuel prices didn’t cause the mass panic and protests with even the outgoing Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s desire to return to acting in order to raise enough money so that his own family could continue to afford toilet paper across his four mansions.

It was also GBH that assisted the iconic Jean Paul Gaultier in manufacturing the nipple-cones that Madonna famously wore for her burlesque music concerts more than a decade ago. That itself has caused controversy when the National Enquirer broke a story ( that Gaultier himself publicly denied ) indicating that they had received photographs of Zucker personally taking Madonna’s precise measurements for the very revealing semi-costume – something that Zucker’s girlfriend at the time 90210’s Shannen Doherty - had firmly rejected. Although the pictures never surfaced it was reported that Zucker spent 4 weeks in an Oklahoma rehab where he first met his now lifelong friend Michael Douglas. Just a few days later Doherty was unceremoniously dumped by Zucker in favour of her Charmed co-star Alyssa Milano.

Nobody at the US Federal Reserve was prepared to comment and we couldn't reach Zucker himself for a statement as he was on a business trip to Hawaii.

In the latest Episode of Bill Zucker’s New show “The Inside Look” the mischievous Massachusetts-born host takes his own personal brand of mayhem into the majestic Hollywood home of Gene Simmons and the effervescent Shannon Tweed, to give viewers another fun-filled glimpse into the lives of the rich and famous. But as usual, Zucker’s idea of hanging-out with fellow Celebrities is to pepper his sense of genuine wonder and amazement, with a usual sprinkling of double-entendres and shameless plugging of his own music which normally sees him being escorted to the front gate.

Even the gracious Nick Simmons is not spared, as he gets a bit of guitar tuition from Berkley College of Music trained Zucker, until he is thankfully rescued by his father Gene, who decides to silence Zucker and his songs, by smashing Zucker beloved guitar into pieces – as only real rockers can.

“The Inside Look” is the latest offering from Bill Zucker the Musician-turned- Comedian-turned-Actor, who became an overnight sensation when the online popularity of his ‘Tarp Song’ and ‘Twitter song’ brought him great accolade and him won hundreds of thousands of new fans.

Zucker most recently appeared as Kelsey Grammer’s co-star in the “Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker Comedy Hour”, which received extremely positive reviews from both critics and the industry itself and led some commentators to describe the on-screen pairing as “A duo who have managed to exquisitely tap into the much-loved straight-man/funny-man dynamic of yesteryear but have injected their own affable and zany personalities into the mix”

Future episodes are currently in development as Zucker continues using his access to ‘A’ list stars that adore his unique brand of humour and clearly have no problem giving him access into their private lives. So who next for Zucker?.... Tom Cruise, The Kardashians or maybe even President Obama ?!!!

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has this morning issued the immediate seizure of all of Temple Airline's (TA) aircraft and demanded the grounding of its pilots pending further investigation.

Although all the facts are not clear at this stage, we do know that Billionaire and television's badass boss, Donald Trump of 'The Apprentice' fame, had provided the FAA with video footage taken on December 11th 2010 showing both pilots smoking in the cockpit of the Airbus A380 plane and playing very loud rock music over the intercom - prior to take-off. It is unclear how Donald Trump obtained access to security camera tapes, but several employees of Temple Airlines have recently taken early retirement and moved to the Bahamas.

Trump along with other passengers had smelt 'herbal fumes' and refused to fly on the plane with the other 550 passengers. As a direct consequence, Trump was unable to attend a Washington fundraiser organised by The White House to raise much needed TARP funds for another bank bailout.

The FAA has recently announced that pilots will be allowed to fly if they are in possession of a medical certificate but only in circumstances where depression is involved.Temple Airlines (TA) now has 7 days in which to produce documents showing it had obtained special issuance of the medical certificates for its pilots that otherwise would have barred them from all flying duties.

“I’m outraged and upset over this,” said Kelsey Grammer Co-Owner of  TA, who is currently basking and soaking in critical praise for his appearance on Broadway in 'La Cage Aux Folles', but who is best known for playing Niles on NBC's 'Frasier' for 35 seasons. "In fact I am outraged, upset and terribly angry because Bill Zucker, who is supposed to be my business and comedic partner, is one of the pilots involved..oh Damn You Zucker!."

FAA Investigator Dandy Pandite stated: “We are going to get to the bottom of this and will leave no stone or temple unturned, it is just wonderful that such a kind and caring citizen like Donald Trump did the honourable thing and tipped us off."

The identity of the second pilot has not been officially released. We do know that she is a blonde-haired female who is described as looking like Lydia Cornell the actress from ABC's 'Too Close for Comfort’ and extremely sexy in uniform.

Bill Zucker Pilot, Entrepreneur, Musician, Social Media Guru and co-owner of TA was not available to comment as he was on his way back on his boat from a Toilet Paper business trip in Cuba. Donald Trump was too busy firing people to speak to us so that he could get to Cuba faster than Zucker and The White House were not prepared to comment on the record.

Miami based toilet paper collector, internationally renowned classical performer of Australian-didgeridoo and social media’s baritone-voiced pin-up, Bill Zucker has had a whirlwind schedule since his recent arrival to Hollywood and it has been amazing to see how passionately Zucker takes his work.

The ‘Billabong’ brand - endorsing Zucker, has been attending numerous high profile red carpet and charity events; private parties; celeb-hosted launches, as well as, musical recitals for female socialites who are desperate for an audience with the self-proclaimed Messiah for the internet masses!

Of course (and as expected) he has been arriving in Hummer Limousines and making his entrance to the flashes of paparazzi cameras with an entourage of three extremely beautiful women in his arms - who the celeb bloggers have named ‘Billy’s Angels’. Some even suggest that the women are involved in a secret music project he is working on, while others say he is romantically linked with at least two of them! An official statement from Zucker HQ was:

"The women grew up together on the beaches of Miami. From there they all decided to attend the police academy, and were assigned to very dangerous duties working undercover for a guy named "CHARLIE". But I decided to take them far away from that and enrolled them at the Berklee College of Music where they all became accomplished musicians destined for world wide fame and success..My name is Bill Zucker and they are Billy's Angels"

Furthermore, it is being widely speculated that Zucker is in Tinseltown to shoot fresh new episodes for the ‘Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker Comedy Show’ in which he stars with EMMY award-winning thespian Kelsey Grammer - who shot to overnight fame as the mad and wacky scientist Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown in the ‘Back to the Future’ trilogy with Michael J. Fox in the 1980’s. But it is not yet known whether any new skits will involve his most recent flame Megan Fox.

Megan Fox and Bill Zucker split-up recently after the actress had been linked to the wearing a pair of fake boxers on her head in the recent ‘boxers-gate’ scandal that had been masterminded by the former head of Zucker’s personal security (who he had hired from the Kazakhstan Marine Corps)  Ibrahim Oobrahim-Yahbrahizmit . Fox had been so upset over the incident that she pulled out of ‘Transformers 23’ the most recent sequel in the blockbuster film franchise.

In a recent ‘Global Xpose’ magazine interview she had indicated that she was about to move to Florida so that she could be closer to Zucker and accompany him on his twice-monthly trips to Cuba and model his new line of Boxers that have been specially designed for the USA Soccer Team playing at the South African World Cup called ‘Zuckers Ball Bangers’.

Nepal-tingling, hip shaking, keyboard-spanking comedian and toilet paper fetishist, Bill Zucker has been chosen to star in the Hollywood remake of ‘The Godfather’ movie. In the film he will play Don ‘TP’ Corleone, the aging patriarch of an international dynasty involved in the cross-border trafficking of ’triple-layered’ toilet paper. Filming of this Weinstein funded project will commence next month on a purpose built set in Alaska and will then move onto other glamorous locations such as Springfield in Massachusetts, North Korea and finally to Kazakstan.

Bleach blonde, tousled-haired, megaphone-wielding Hollywood director Lonnie ’Bow tie’ Senstock has signed on to direct the film for a reported $49.99 and six months supply of toilet paper. It is being rumored (but not officially confirmed or denied)  that Zucker will be paid a ground-breaking $99.99 for the role which [if true] squarely puts him at the top of the league of Hollywood ‘Feather-weight’ actors.

Once again Lydia ‘Mwah’ Cornell will play the love interest of Zucker. The real life 'On-again, off-again, on-again and off again' couple recently appeared in the action movie sequel ‘Braveheart 2 – The Rubber duck years’, which grossed a staggering $249.00 in worldwide ticket sales and kept 'Avatar 34' off the #1 spot in Zucker’s local Miami cinema.

Other stars confirmed in this hot remake includes John Wayne Bobbitt as Michael ‘Snip’ Corleone, Mel Gibson as Santino ‘Hail Marys’ Corleone, Megan Fox as Kay ‘Bimbo’ Adams and Paris Hilton as Connie ‘Carpet burn’ Corleone Rizzi.

Zucker is currently starring in the Kelsey Grammer and Bill Zucker comedy hour with top Bollywood Actor Kelsey Grammer who most recently starred in ‘Bend it like Becham’ with English actress Kiera Knightley.

Their hit show has just been commissioned by NBC for a second series for the Network’s Primetime 8-9pm and will shift Jay Leno to a regular 1.32am slot. That early morning slot has been home to ‘Extreme Makeover – Spare Cupboard Under-the-Stairs Edition’ for the past 10 years, which is now going to be slotted in at 2.34am - the current home of  'The David Letterman Show'. Tragically that immensely popular show will be renamed ‘The midday at 12pm during lunchtime show with David Letterman’ and will give Letterman more time to spend 'consulting' his pretty production staff.

Zucker was nursing a hangover and his Rep told us:

“My main man Billy Z is cool about landing this gig brothaaa...he is going to be personally auditioning babes for the swimming pool and Jacuzzi scenes with boxers on their heads.. and he can’t wait!..”

Cornell, Fox and Bobbit were not available for interview and Grammer was still taking Swahili lessons for his next Broadway role in 'Macbeth - The Hyde-Pierce Apparition'.

SONY PICTURES TO MAKE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 5:TOM CRUISE & BILL ZUCKER TO PRODUCE; CRUISE & ZUCKER TO STAR***Film slated for release Christmas Day 2010

HOLLYWOOD, CA (September 13, 2010) –  Sony Pictures announced today a release date for “Mission Impossible 5.” The film, which will be produced by Tom Cruise, Bill Zucker and Damn You Zucker Productions and will star Cruise and Zucker, will be released Christmas Day weekend 2010.

“Tom and Bill are great talents and we are excited to be working with them to re-launch this legendary franchise,” said Sony Pictures Chairman & CEO Gray Bandit.

Screenwriters Dirk Bloomquist and Ishmail McNail- who had most recently worked with the The Jonas Brothers on their self-titled biopic "Dude Where's Joe's Guitar" wrote the script, from an original idea by Cruise and Zucker and Joel Bruckhammer director, of "The Bitter Twitter Diaries" has directed the the big $500 Million blockbuster film.

Zucker's last project with Sony was “Inside Look,” which he produced and directed and starred in with Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. That film grossed $75 globally.  Cruise’s “Mission Impossible” franchise has grossed over 1.4 billion globally.  “Mission Impossible 5” will be co-financed by Big Balls Smalltalk Productions.

Cruise is represented by Jim Kahunas of CRAAAP. Zucker, Bloomquist, McNail and Bruchmammmer are represented by WHIPPY.

Bill Zucker the Poster-boy of social media has been back to his old tricks 
again. Our Paparazzi guy managed to capture photos of 'Wild Billy Z', as he 
left the Four Seasons Hotel at 4am this morning with a mystery blonde female 
passenger - no wonder he had such a big grin on his face.

However, one person who we predict wont be smiling this morning when she 
sees these pictures - current flame and stunningly attractive actress -Lydia 
Cornell, who is on location at the moment shooting a feature with acclaimed 
Director Walt Spielcese

Since Zucker and Cornell appeared together in the 'Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker 
Comedy Hour' they have been inseparable. Grammer who originally 
played 'Chandler Bing' in TV show 'Friends' had said this when news of Zucker and 
Cornell first broke:

"I find it strange that such a talented and attractive, refined and elegent 
lady with exquisite taste, charm, monumental beauty and sophistication that 
is truly boundaryless...would stoop so low and put Zucker's boxers on her 
head, let alone go out to dinner with him. I don't know how, but he has 
definately brain-washed her"

It will be the second time in the space of a month that Cornell has had to 
endure public scrutiny of her private life. You might recall -  that a few 
weeks ago, we revealed that Shannon Lee Tweed partner of Kiss 'Rocker Gene 
Simmons, and Cornell had exchanged some very heated words when they had bumped 
into each at a fundraiser held at the Beverley Hills Polo Club. Tweed had 
become very angry as Cornell had turned up wearing an identical pair of 
boxer shorts on her head.

Gene Simmons had used his powerful Hollywood connections to secure the 
limited edition pair of diamond encrusted  pair of 'BZ Warrior Signature' 
boxers as a present for Tweed, but hadn't been told that Cornell would be 
likely to have a pair as well. When Cornell verbally retaliated, and within 
seconds, both women were on the floor trying to pull the boxers off each 
others head. The sparring duo had to be prised apart by Security after Billionaire and 
wannabe-toilet paper Tycoon, Donald Trump complained to the organizers.

We have not been allowed to print the full picture of the mystery woman due 
to an injunction being taken out this morning by Zucker's legal team after 
we asked him for a statement. He is currently on his boat in the middle of 
the Bermuda Triangle and due to fly to New York next week for the Global 
Toilet Paper Summit being held by the G12 Countries to try and secure new 
reserves of toilet paper from him to replenish the diminishing supplies 
across the world.

Donald Trump was unavailable for comment as he was in 'hair and make-up' for 
filming, Tweed and Simmons have left the Country and would not respond to 
our tweets and Kelsey Grammer is appearing in La Cage 
Aux Folles on Broadway and trying to keep a low profile, now that another 
story on Zucker has broken