At 23.00 GMT on February 24 2011 the WikiLeaks website posted details of a  Controversial deal in which the US Federal Reserve had acquired $1.25  Billion worth of toilet paper from a Cayman Islands Registered Company linked to the 2012 Presidential Election candidate from Springfield in Massachusetts the ‘born-again then off-again then born-again’ Buddhist Musician, Comedian and self-taught snake charmer Bill Zucker.

The deal itself was brokered in July 2010 at an Alaskan Earl-Grey English Tea-party festival organized by the gorgeous Shannon Tweed and her partner Gene Simmons from the rock band KISS.  Simmons and Tweed are Co-founders with Zucker in the New Jersey Stock Exchange listed Guitar Basher Holdings [NJSE:GBH] and recently achieved more notoriety as the firm that created the prototype of the egg that Zucker’s former  ‘Did-she, did-they, has-she, have-they’ girlfriend Lady Gaga made her grand entrance at the 2011 Grammy Awards in.  Its widely speculated that Lady Gaga wrote the track “Paparazzi” after first meeting Zucker who himself was the subject of many a camera-lens when he used to be part of the NKOTB and then NSYNC entourage, often seen teaching the young Justin Timberlake how to walk into a dimly lit nightclub while wearing dark sunglasses.

GBH is now the biggest manufacturing and storage provider of toilet paper in the US, thanks to its state of the art (and George Orwell inspired) recycling facility in Cuba. But it has always courted controversy and recently has been defending a class-action lawsuit by Californian homeowners who are sick of the spiralling costs of buying toilet paper which has now hit a 24 month high at $50 for a pack of cheap quality single layer, to more than $500 for a triple-ply velvet roll. It seems that even the high cost of gasoline and fuel prices didn’t cause the mass panic and protests with even the outgoing Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s desire to return to acting in order to raise enough money so that his own family could continue to afford toilet paper across his four mansions.

It was also GBH that assisted the iconic Jean Paul Gaultier in manufacturing the nipple-cones that Madonna famously wore for her burlesque music concerts more than a decade ago. That itself has caused controversy when the National Enquirer broke a story ( that Gaultier himself publicly denied ) indicating that they had received photographs of Zucker personally taking Madonna’s precise measurements for the very revealing semi-costume – something that Zucker’s girlfriend at the time 90210’s Shannen Doherty - had firmly rejected. Although the pictures never surfaced it was reported that Zucker spent 4 weeks in an Oklahoma rehab where he first met his now lifelong friend Michael Douglas. Just a few days later Doherty was unceremoniously dumped by Zucker in favour of her Charmed co-star Alyssa Milano.

Nobody at the US Federal Reserve was prepared to comment and we couldn't reach Zucker himself for a statement as he was on a business trip to Hawaii.

In the latest Episode of Bill Zucker’s New show “The Inside Look” the mischievous Massachusetts-born host takes his own personal brand of mayhem into the majestic Hollywood home of Gene Simmons and the effervescent Shannon Tweed, to give viewers another fun-filled glimpse into the lives of the rich and famous. But as usual, Zucker’s idea of hanging-out with fellow Celebrities is to pepper his sense of genuine wonder and amazement, with a usual sprinkling of double-entendres and shameless plugging of his own music which normally sees him being escorted to the front gate.

Even the gracious Nick Simmons is not spared, as he gets a bit of guitar tuition from Berkley College of Music trained Zucker, until he is thankfully rescued by his father Gene, who decides to silence Zucker and his songs, by smashing Zucker beloved guitar into pieces – as only real rockers can.

“The Inside Look” is the latest offering from Bill Zucker the Musician-turned- Comedian-turned-Actor, who became an overnight sensation when the online popularity of his ‘Tarp Song’ and ‘Twitter song’ brought him great accolade and him won hundreds of thousands of new fans.

Zucker most recently appeared as Kelsey Grammer’s co-star in the “Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker Comedy Hour”, which received extremely positive reviews from both critics and the industry itself and led some commentators to describe the on-screen pairing as “A duo who have managed to exquisitely tap into the much-loved straight-man/funny-man dynamic of yesteryear but have injected their own affable and zany personalities into the mix”

Future episodes are currently in development as Zucker continues using his access to ‘A’ list stars that adore his unique brand of humour and clearly have no problem giving him access into their private lives. So who next for Zucker?.... Tom Cruise, The Kardashians or maybe even President Obama ?!!!

Bill Zucker the Poster-boy of social media has been back to his old tricks 
again. Our Paparazzi guy managed to capture photos of 'Wild Billy Z', as he 
left the Four Seasons Hotel at 4am this morning with a mystery blonde female 
passenger - no wonder he had such a big grin on his face.

However, one person who we predict wont be smiling this morning when she 
sees these pictures - current flame and stunningly attractive actress -Lydia 
Cornell, who is on location at the moment shooting a feature with acclaimed 
Director Walt Spielcese

Since Zucker and Cornell appeared together in the 'Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker 
Comedy Hour' they have been inseparable. Grammer who originally 
played 'Chandler Bing' in TV show 'Friends' had said this when news of Zucker and 
Cornell first broke:

"I find it strange that such a talented and attractive, refined and elegent 
lady with exquisite taste, charm, monumental beauty and sophistication that 
is truly boundaryless...would stoop so low and put Zucker's boxers on her 
head, let alone go out to dinner with him. I don't know how, but he has 
definately brain-washed her"

It will be the second time in the space of a month that Cornell has had to 
endure public scrutiny of her private life. You might recall -  that a few 
weeks ago, we revealed that Shannon Lee Tweed partner of Kiss 'Rocker Gene 
Simmons, and Cornell had exchanged some very heated words when they had bumped 
into each at a fundraiser held at the Beverley Hills Polo Club. Tweed had 
become very angry as Cornell had turned up wearing an identical pair of 
boxer shorts on her head.

Gene Simmons had used his powerful Hollywood connections to secure the 
limited edition pair of diamond encrusted  pair of 'BZ Warrior Signature' 
boxers as a present for Tweed, but hadn't been told that Cornell would be 
likely to have a pair as well. When Cornell verbally retaliated, and within 
seconds, both women were on the floor trying to pull the boxers off each 
others head. The sparring duo had to be prised apart by Security after Billionaire and 
wannabe-toilet paper Tycoon, Donald Trump complained to the organizers.

We have not been allowed to print the full picture of the mystery woman due 
to an injunction being taken out this morning by Zucker's legal team after 
we asked him for a statement. He is currently on his boat in the middle of 
the Bermuda Triangle and due to fly to New York next week for the Global 
Toilet Paper Summit being held by the G12 Countries to try and secure new 
reserves of toilet paper from him to replenish the diminishing supplies 
across the world.

Donald Trump was unavailable for comment as he was in 'hair and make-up' for 
filming, Tweed and Simmons have left the Country and would not respond to 
our tweets and Kelsey Grammer is appearing in La Cage 
Aux Folles on Broadway and trying to keep a low profile, now that another 
story on Zucker has broken