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Bill Zucker..Meet Your Daughter

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 4:06AM by Billandkel 0 Comments - 360 Views

Toilet paper playboy, musician and former rabbi, Bill Zucker will today learn that a young woman claims that he is her biological father. We can Exclusively confirm that we have seen the original birth certificate; and it clearly states 'Billy Abraham Percival Louis Zucker' as father. At this time we have agreed not to release the name of her mother.

The blonde haired 18 year old Beverly Hills resident whose birth name is Miley-Megan Gleebag, has always assumed that her father was Spanish rockstar Javier Julio Gleebag Cortez, who is currently dating Carla Bruni Sarkozy the French President's estranged wife and is based in Madrid in Spain. She only found out when she had needed to obtain a new passport.


There has been much speculation over the years that Zucker had fathered a child in the early 1990's but he has always been quick to reject such accusations and has never agreed to undertake any paternity tests. However a undisclosed source at the the Maury Povich Show tipped us off after they had been approahed by Miley-Megan 2 weeks ago.

Zucker who is no stranger to controversy - had last appeard on Oprah 5 months ago after he had been arrested for jaywalking just a few hundred yards from his Malibu home with his drinking buddy, the English actor Hugh Grant, after he had claimed that he had got into an altercation with a group of Swedish cheerleaders who had wanted his autograph – that were later proved in Court - to be a bunch of drag queens who had started to hit on him.


Miley-Megan  is a close friend of fellow Hollywood brat-packer Lindsay Lohan and went to the same kindergarten as Demi Lovato. She is rumoured to have dated actor Zach Efron for a few months until he left to reprise his movie role for High School Musical 25 which was being filmed in London, Europe.

In February last year, we reported that Miley-Megan was arrested and then later released without charge for an incident at the Playboy Mansion. She had become very angry when Hugh Hefner wouldn’t let her blow out the candles on his birthday cake, and later retaliated by causing $50,000 worth of damage when she had deliberately set off the water sprinkler system by lighting a cigarette and holding it up to a smoke detector. Miley-Megan had told the Police that is had been Lohan’s idea as well, because she also had been upset with Heffner. He wouldn’t let her undress and jump into this pool and play with his ‘Twins’. But by the time the Police had arrived, Lohan had already fled the scene but was caught up in an car incident on her way home.

Although this is the first time that a child has come forward, there have been many occasions when women have alleged that Zucker had fathered their children. The long list included Madonna, Whitney Houston, Kelly Le Brock, Cyndie Lauper, Denise Richards and Shannon Lee Tweed.

Zucker is currently appearing with actor Kelsey Grammer who shot to fame in the 1980 miniseries ‘Shogan, in The Kelsey Grammer and Bill Zucker Comedy Hour.

 



A double act truly made in comedy heaven has finally arrived. The Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker Comedy Hour teams up Kelsey Grammer of NBC's "Frasier" with Bill Zucker the self-proclaimed Kingpin of Tweeting, and of "Tarp Song and "Twitter song" fame.

This straight-man/funny-man dynamic not only has perfect chemistry between the duo themselves, but also takes the entertainment world into a new ground-breaking direction. The first three segments of the show can be watched freely on this blog or on numerous other online video sharing sites.

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