Here is the Video Bill Zucker spend thousands of dollars trying to bribe YouTube staff to destroy. But we have found the only known copy in existence and here it is in full!!

**WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS ONLY SUITABLE FOR VIEWING BY PERSONS AGED 18 YEARS AND ABOVE.

Nepal-tingling, hip shaking, keyboard-spanking comedian and toilet paper fetishist, Bill Zucker has been chosen to star in the Hollywood remake of ‘The Godfather’ movie. In the film he will play Don ‘TP’ Corleone, the aging patriarch of an international dynasty involved in the cross-border trafficking of ’triple-layered’ toilet paper. Filming of this Weinstein funded project will commence next month on a purpose built set in Alaska and will then move onto other glamorous locations such as Springfield in Massachusetts, North Korea and finally to Kazakstan.

Bleach blonde, tousled-haired, megaphone-wielding Hollywood director Lonnie ’Bow tie’ Senstock has signed on to direct the film for a reported $49.99 and six months supply of toilet paper. It is being rumored (but not officially confirmed or denied)  that Zucker will be paid a ground-breaking $99.99 for the role which [if true] squarely puts him at the top of the league of Hollywood ‘Feather-weight’ actors.

Once again Lydia ‘Mwah’ Cornell will play the love interest of Zucker. The real life 'On-again, off-again, on-again and off again' couple recently appeared in the action movie sequel ‘Braveheart 2 – The Rubber duck years’, which grossed a staggering $249.00 in worldwide ticket sales and kept 'Avatar 34' off the #1 spot in Zucker’s local Miami cinema.

Other stars confirmed in this hot remake includes John Wayne Bobbitt as Michael ‘Snip’ Corleone, Mel Gibson as Santino ‘Hail Marys’ Corleone, Megan Fox as Kay ‘Bimbo’ Adams and Paris Hilton as Connie ‘Carpet burn’ Corleone Rizzi.

Zucker is currently starring in the Kelsey Grammer and Bill Zucker comedy hour with top Bollywood Actor Kelsey Grammer who most recently starred in ‘Bend it like Becham’ with English actress Kiera Knightley.

Their hit show has just been commissioned by NBC for a second series for the Network’s Primetime 8-9pm and will shift Jay Leno to a regular 1.32am slot. That early morning slot has been home to ‘Extreme Makeover – Spare Cupboard Under-the-Stairs Edition’ for the past 10 years, which is now going to be slotted in at 2.34am - the current home of  'The David Letterman Show'. Tragically that immensely popular show will be renamed ‘The midday at 12pm during lunchtime show with David Letterman’ and will give Letterman more time to spend 'consulting' his pretty production staff.

Zucker was nursing a hangover and his Rep told us:

“My main man Billy Z is cool about landing this gig brothaaa...he is going to be personally auditioning babes for the swimming pool and Jacuzzi scenes with boxers on their heads.. and he can’t wait!..”

Cornell, Fox and Bobbit were not available for interview and Grammer was still taking Swahili lessons for his next Broadway role in 'Macbeth - The Hyde-Pierce Apparition'.

Bill Zucker the Poster-boy of social media has been back to his old tricks 
again. Our Paparazzi guy managed to capture photos of 'Wild Billy Z', as he 
left the Four Seasons Hotel at 4am this morning with a mystery blonde female 
passenger - no wonder he had such a big grin on his face.

However, one person who we predict wont be smiling this morning when she 
sees these pictures - current flame and stunningly attractive actress -Lydia 
Cornell, who is on location at the moment shooting a feature with acclaimed 
Director Walt Spielcese

Since Zucker and Cornell appeared together in the 'Kelsey Grammer Bill Zucker 
Comedy Hour' they have been inseparable. Grammer who originally 
played 'Chandler Bing' in TV show 'Friends' had said this when news of Zucker and 
Cornell first broke:

"I find it strange that such a talented and attractive, refined and elegent 
lady with exquisite taste, charm, monumental beauty and sophistication that 
is truly boundaryless...would stoop so low and put Zucker's boxers on her 
head, let alone go out to dinner with him. I don't know how, but he has 
definately brain-washed her"

It will be the second time in the space of a month that Cornell has had to 
endure public scrutiny of her private life. You might recall -  that a few 
weeks ago, we revealed that Shannon Lee Tweed partner of Kiss 'Rocker Gene 
Simmons, and Cornell had exchanged some very heated words when they had bumped 
into each at a fundraiser held at the Beverley Hills Polo Club. Tweed had 
become very angry as Cornell had turned up wearing an identical pair of 
boxer shorts on her head.

Gene Simmons had used his powerful Hollywood connections to secure the 
limited edition pair of diamond encrusted  pair of 'BZ Warrior Signature' 
boxers as a present for Tweed, but hadn't been told that Cornell would be 
likely to have a pair as well. When Cornell verbally retaliated, and within 
seconds, both women were on the floor trying to pull the boxers off each 
others head. The sparring duo had to be prised apart by Security after Billionaire and 
wannabe-toilet paper Tycoon, Donald Trump complained to the organizers.

We have not been allowed to print the full picture of the mystery woman due 
to an injunction being taken out this morning by Zucker's legal team after 
we asked him for a statement. He is currently on his boat in the middle of 
the Bermuda Triangle and due to fly to New York next week for the Global 
Toilet Paper Summit being held by the G12 Countries to try and secure new 
reserves of toilet paper from him to replenish the diminishing supplies 
across the world.

Donald Trump was unavailable for comment as he was in 'hair and make-up' for 
filming, Tweed and Simmons have left the Country and would not respond to 
our tweets and Kelsey Grammer is appearing in La Cage 
Aux Folles on Broadway and trying to keep a low profile, now that another 
story on Zucker has broken